HEY.  I’m a princess.  Which is supposedly great, right?  All girls want to be a princess, right? GUESS WHAT.  Being a princess is boring sometimes.  It’s mostly just tea parties and cross stitching.

Plus, being a part of a patriarchal myth of expected femininity is pretty exhausting.  To be honest, I suck at it. So I decided to try out the internet for a change of pace.

My channel is a great place to learn new skills (like making Pizza Magic Wands, or thongs made out of Balloons) hear about important princess news, and get tips and tricks for being the grumpiest princess you can be.

So basically:  Watch my goddamn show. You’re welcome.